Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Brain fart

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Justin Bieber

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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