- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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