What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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An man walks to a bra

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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