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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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