- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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