Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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alert("Hello");

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A young baby died.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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