What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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