- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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