- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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