Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

That's illegal What? Your mom

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If your reading this, youre not blind.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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