Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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