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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

So these two girls have a cup .

penis. nuff said.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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