- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

My children are mistakes

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Oh, go away

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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