My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Anti Joke

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