Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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girls basketball

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Where's my baby??

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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