What would u like to drink?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

rent a cops

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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