- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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