- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

your face is kinda funny

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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