- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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