- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A American seeking into mexico

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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