Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What is older than history?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

roses are red poo is poo

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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