- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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