Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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