melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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PENIS lol

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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