Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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