"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

I am a mime

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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