A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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