- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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