- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How old are you? 7

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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