- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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