- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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