why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Pickles are powerful

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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