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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

France had one revolution

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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