What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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the game

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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