- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Good job, son.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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