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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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