- Anti Joke

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis