- Anti Joke

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes