How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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