- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

race-car = rac-ecar

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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