- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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