- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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