- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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