- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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