Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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good looking women

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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