You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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