What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How many light bulbs? 1

poo

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

a man makes a bad joke

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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