- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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