- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

binladin walks into the american seals

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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