- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

No it doesnt..

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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