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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

stinky boner

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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