What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

thumb_up thumb_down -39

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

penis in the camel

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

thumb_up thumb_down -39

HOLY COW!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

thumb_up thumb_down -39

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -41

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

thumb_up thumb_down -41

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops