What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Justin with a hat.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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