- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

your mama so old, shes dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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