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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

A seal walks into a club.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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