You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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