A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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