How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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