- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

I love pissing people off :P

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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