A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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