What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Your Mom The End.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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