What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

God is real.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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