- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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