- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

u suck

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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