- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Hail Hitler

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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