- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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