- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Get on the boat.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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