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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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