It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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the WNBA.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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