- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why? Because.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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