- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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