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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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