Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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