- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock Knock Who's there

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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