- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A hill billy went fishing

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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