Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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