- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

So a seal walks into a club.

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