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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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