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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

eoin burgin is fat

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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