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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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