- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I'm Coming

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's 2+2? Fish

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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