- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Eric is gay Ha

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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