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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Granny porn!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.