- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

David Cameron

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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