- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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