- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Know! Come in!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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