- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Who invented apple? God

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

i like turtles

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