What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

i have yougurt mit traktor

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man did not like this site

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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