- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

I'm Batman.

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