What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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