Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Large 4

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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j.p. is dumb

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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