what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

hers a joke... japanese people

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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