when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A penis walks into a bar..

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HELLO EVERYONE

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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