What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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eat a hot dog

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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The government

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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