- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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