Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Anti Joke

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