- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Vote this down and get DOXED

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Weaner

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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