Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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And you honored it I see :P

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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#Getweird

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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