Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Antijokes...

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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