"Knock knock" Come in!

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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No!

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hi

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why? Because.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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PENIS lol

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