- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

David Cameron

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Large 4

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

nolan is gay

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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