A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Male leadership.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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