An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

I was watching Fox news.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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