When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Don't believe in Atheists.

Tilt your screen back .

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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