- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

I will create more jobs for americans

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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