- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Phew... it's gone.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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