roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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