- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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