- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

where's mom I killed her

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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