- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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