- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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