- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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