- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

woman's rights

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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