- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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