In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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