- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

autistic kids rock

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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