You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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hi

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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learn. advance!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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