- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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