- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Cancer

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Abortion.

. . I am a whale

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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