Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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