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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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