- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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