- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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