friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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