- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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