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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A man was shot. He died.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

You know whats annoying? Steve

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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