- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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