Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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