- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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