- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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