Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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