- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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