- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Ain't idn't a word.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mom went to college

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