- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

i'm hard

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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