- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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