- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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