What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Kevin and Ramin

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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