My Nan, that is all.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Your face is hilarious.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What city likes baseball the most? New York

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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