shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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