- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Women outside of the kitchen.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

ask me if im a door yes

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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