- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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