Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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