Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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TOP KEK

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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penis

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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