Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Who invented apple? God

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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