- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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