- Anti Joke

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Allah walked into AK Bar

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?