- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How did the black person die? Of old age

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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