- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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