Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Hi

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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