A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

cory

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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