Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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