what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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