A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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