A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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