- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Andoni was here

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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