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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

where's mom I killed her

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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