- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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