- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Women's rights

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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