- Anti Joke

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1